The Last Resort

From The Movie, “The Last Resort” Starring Corey Feldman and Cory Haim

Production notes:

• The director, apparently from Poland (with heavy accent) had a sign taped to his butt that said “kick me” for the entire shoot. He called Tortelvis “Teddy Bear” never knowing his real name (hey, Teddy Bear is pretty good anyway).
• Pre-Sponge Bob Square Pants, DZ perform underwater to an appreciative mermaid!
• Corey Haim and Mare Winningham have cyber-sex (holy smokes, it’s dumb), Corey Feldman recreates the famous surf scene in “From Here To Eternity (dumber) and finally… Feldman gets to do his Michael Jackson imitation (dumbest!).
• Mermaid expresses, ahem, oral “appreciation” to Geoffrey Lewis (Juliette’s daddy).

The whole thing is pretty much a 3 minute 52 second microcosm of the unbelievable tackiness that was “National Lampoon’s Last Resort.”

So bad that it’s really… horribly bad! Time isn’t helping…

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